Ruin Someone's Day Momentarily

This great great great website: fakeawish.com allows you to create legit looking customized news stories about your friends that are extremely embarrassing/awesome. You also have the choice to make up a fake story about an existing celebrity so that your one friend that is in love with James Van Der Beek can think that he fell off a cliff or whatever, and you can laugh at them when they find out its fake.

The Onion

The Onion is to you and I what oil is to the tin man. What impresses me most about The Onion is they put forth the effort not only to come up with the most hilarious fictional news stories out there, but they also publish a fake newspaper full of these stories, and give it away for free. Not to mention the fact that they create full legit looking talk shows and anchor report videos on their website to even enhance your fake news experience more. Its amazing.

The Incredible Hulk

This is the second Hulk movie that Universal has made in the last 10 years, and it's not a sequel. So with the addition of Ed Norton, maybe this one wont suck? I hope not. Here's the trailer so you can judge for yourself.

Papillon

I'm about 99% sure you haven't seen this movie, and about 100% sure you need to. Sure it's old and there isn't any special effects or transformers, but there is about 300% more Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman than any movie you can see nowadays. It's a really good escape story about two guys locked up in a French prison in some ungodly place, go get it on Netflix.

Uncrate

Uncrate.com is my favorite website probably. Every day they find the coolest and most appealing things that dudes might like to buy and post it on there with a direct link on where to get it. From beer pong tables to Bugatti Veyron's, this website has everything.

Fark.com

Amazing amazing amazing site. This guy, Drew Curtis, scours the ENTIRE INTERNET every day and finds all the funniest news stories, but the best part I think is the captions he comes up with to abbrev. every story into a one liner. Another daily visit for me.

Jake and Amir

These jokers are hilarious. These two guys who work for Collegehumor.com I think make these daily little videos and post them directly to thier website jakeandamir.com. Some of the funniest consistent videos on the web, great stuff.